Honghuang: I Am an Iron-Eating Beast and Will Never Be a Slave

What should I do if I travel through time and become the first giant panda in the world? Yuanshi Tianzun: Are you willing to be my mount? Nobita: I, the beastman... No, the iron-eating beast, will never be a slave! Leader of Tongtian Cult: Second brother has gone too far, I want to accept him as my disciple. Lao Tzu: This creature is neither black nor white, but was born from the intersection of yin and yang. The patterns on its body contain the secrets of the great avenue. It is quite similar to my way of practice, so it should become my disciple. Donghuang Taiyi: He is a member of my demon clan. I want to adopt him as my adopted son. When our demon clan rules the prehistoric world, he will be the prince of the demon clan. The Western world looked at the panda holding six pure bamboos and gnawing on the twelve-grade golden lotus. Zhunti: Don't think that just because you are cute, you can do whatever you want! Nobita: Sorry, cuteness can really do whatever you want. The Western duo: Fellow Taoist Nuwa, Fellow Taoist Houtu, and Fellow Taoist Queen Mother of the West, we were wrong, please stop fighting... Nuwa, Hou Tu, King of the West... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.