From the Start: I Failed the College Entrance Exam and Became a Mage

Even with a Qilin-born prodigy, the Bone-Devouring Dragon is hard to beat.

After failing the college entrance exam, Chu Yun discovered that he had become the legendary Bone-Devouring Dragon. His soul could eat so much that he was practically an insatiable Taotie. Born useless, he also had all five vices: gambling, drinking, womanizing, and smoking, among them.

"I am Qin Shi Huang! Send me money!" Chu Yun shouted to the gods filling the sky.

System notification: "Congratulations, Host! You've triggered the Scapegoat System and received a System Gift Pack: a bank loan limit of five trillion. To unfreeze the nation's assets, you must first eliminate the Black Mountain Old Demon!"

"Pfft..." Chu Yun nearly spat up blood. After failing the college entrance exam, he could only become a scapegoat, and a scapegoat in one deadly chain after another. In a daze, Chu Yun recalled the forbidden dark magic spells he had mastered in the Dark Era.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.