A Top Star's Journey Begins Singing at a Bar

Editor: Looking at the whole internet, even the novels by great authors have blurbs. What gave you the nerve not to write one?

VIP reader: Author, you're really something. You're writing a novel without even a blurb?

Failed author: Why bother with a blurb? Doesn't the title say it all?

Dear readers are all prodigies with knowledge of past and present, knowing astronomy above and geography below!

They can tell what I'm writing just by reading my fortune. Does a blurb even matter to them?

P.S. Fine, I'll come clean. I really don't know how to write a blurb. All that dialogue above was me bragging!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.