The Night of the Clan’s Massacre, Uncle Snake and I Went to Collect the Bodies

Transmigrate to the world of Naruto and become Uzumaki Ningren.

Obtain the Heaven's Chosen Villain System.

Do evil and grow stronger.

Punch Naruto, kick Sasuke.

Pummel Hatake Kakashi.

Sorry, I just want everyone here to beat me to death.

But none of you are up to the task.

It's hard to be a good person!

It's even harder to be a bad person!

Please, someone here, just beat me to death!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Your 50-meter-long Ame-no-Murakumo sword has arrived.

My Uncle Snake really is clever, mastering core technology.

He knew about the night of the clan's extermination and went with me to collect the bodies.

He helped me, Ningren, forge an invincible Desire Eye.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.