Great Tang: Beating Up My Future Father-in-Law, Li Er, from the Start

Xia Huan transmigrates to the Zhenguan era, where he picks up a girl named Li Yourong and obtains a troublemaking System.

One day, a man calling himself Old Li gets caught sneaking into Xia Huan's home to eat his watermelons.

Old Li looks around and fires off one question after another.

Little brother, your cow gives birth to ten calves at once. Is it some kind of divine cow?

Little brother, your fields yield five thousand jin per mu. Is that for real?

Little brother, your wife looks just like me. What's her name?

Fed up with his endless questions, Xia Huan grabs a cane and starts beating him.

Old Li panics and says, "Little brother, I'll come clean. I'm Li Shimin."

As soon as Xia Huan hears this, he swaps the cane for an iron rod as thick as his arm and snarls, "Li Shimin is exactly who I'm beating."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.