Hey, Kid, Your Big Sis Will Teach You Cultivation

For a whole week, Liu Yun believed he was the only exalted cultivator in the world. Until...

Daoist Hundred Blossoms: "Eighteen Tricks for Picking Up Girls. Sharing them with everyone, no need to thank me."

True Sword Sage: "Cars are way more comfortable than flying on a sword. What? You dare overtake me? Car, take flight!"

Some Second-Generation Immortal: "What's wrong with carrying a turtle on my back? Look at its head, poking in and out. Isn't it adorable?"

Some rogue cultivator: "I'm not taking a master. I'm researching formula-based cultivation!"

From then on, the mysterious image of cultivators in Liu Yun's mind completely fell apart.

With these bona fide cultivators leading the way, Liu Yun's cultivation journey...

went down the road of being a goofball, never to return.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.