After My Dantian Was Destroyed, I Met a Bunch of Big Shots!

That day, I found a divine artifact called a phone!

Later, I became a streamer and met a group of top-tier viewers who claimed to know astronomy but were paralyzed from the waist down.

I'm panicking now. The big shots are actually telling me to woo the beautiful sect leader of the Yanxia Sect, and it looks like this might actually work!

What do I do? I'm waiting for an answer online, and it's urgent!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.