Skipping School: I'm the Only Human in the Whole School

You arrive at university for registration, and the school's creepy security guard leads you to a remote campus out in the suburbs.

You reach your dorm and discover your roommates are a dragon and a phoenix.

As you walk along campus, a stunningly beautiful ghost senior insists on confessing her love to you.

After you finally manage to turn her down, an older student comes up and pats you on the shoulder.

"Bro, lend me a mouthful of your yang energy."

You fall into deep thought.

You keep thinking.

Then you reach a conclusion: there's no way you can stay at this lousy school!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.