Three Kingdoms: I Am Zhuge Liang, and I Want to Dominate the World

Lu Su: "Kong Ming, you unreasonably captured Chaisang, Soochow yesterday, why don't you return it quickly?" Zhuge Liang: "It turns out to be Zijing. It's easy to talk to. Please sign this piece of paper and it will be returned to you immediately." Lu Su: "Seriously?" Zhuge Liang: "Take it seriously!" Five seconds later... Lu Su: "Lu Su pays homage to the Lord." Zhou Yu: "Zhuge villagers dare to occupy my Dongwu Chaisang and detain Lu Zijing. Why don't you return it quickly?" Zhuge Liang: "So it's respectful. It's easy to talk to. You sign this piece of paper and it will be returned to you immediately." Zhou Yu: "Seriously?" Zhuge Liang: "Take it seriously!" Five seconds later... Zhou Yu: "Zhou Yu pays homage to the lord." Sun Quan: "Zhuge Pifu, please return me, the Governor of Soochow, as soon as possible!" Zhuge Liang: "It turns out to be Zhongmou. It's easy to talk to. You sign this paper and return it immediately." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.