From the Start, I Captured Medusa

Medusa: Master... Master, I want more.

Xiao Yi: No... You can't... Oh, what have I done? You just ate a perfectly good A-rank Natal Spirit!

Medusa: Yawn... Master, I'm about to evolve.

Xiao Yi: Oh... In that case, never mind.

My whole fortune's nearly been cleaned out. That's it! I'm going out to rob people!

Xiao Yi: You! How dare you compete with me for a magical treasure! Hand over your Natal Spirit!

Xiao Yi: You! How dare you compete with me for a woman! Don't you want to keep your Natal Spirit?

Xiao Yi: You! What are you looking at me for? Your Natal Spirit...

Someone revised a set of survival rules for the Heart of the Earth Divine Realm.

1: If you see something good, post it on the forum first. If nobody claims it after a day, then you can make your move. Otherwise, you won't live to regret it.

2: Don't go chatting up a pretty woman, or you won't live to regret it.

3: Don't stare at anyone wearing a black cloak, or you won't live to regret it.

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