Livestream: My Name Is Lin Xiao Jian, Jian as in Appraisal

Lin Xiaojian gained a huge following by roasting people on someone else's livestream, and obtained the dual Systems "Anything Can Be Streamed" and "Anything Can Be Appraised"!

Livestreaming a blind date:

"Do you agree that the man should pay when you go on a blind date?"

"No. She should treat me!"

"Huh?!"

The female reporter gaped at Lin Yu in disbelief.

"Why would you say that? Did Jingru give you the courage?"

"What's wrong with asking her to treat me to a meal? I got my eyes done, my nose augmented, my chin done, and my fat removed. I spent so much money to become this breathtakingly beautiful person, adored by everyone, flowers blooming at my sight and cars crashing when they see me. Shouldn't she contribute something to our love?"

Livestreaming antique appraisals:

Hey, everyone, these are all defective products from modern assembly lines. Don't buy them.

This ancient painting's been soaking in a toilet for a little too long. If you buy it and hang it on the wall...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.