World of Warcraft Classic: I'm Really Not a Big Shot

The World of Warcraft Classic servers are live, and a super System turns a newbie into a lucky veteran!

You're stuck in a queue of over 20,000.

Sorry, I can log in instantly whenever I want!

You're still packed into the starting zone, fighting over mobs.

Brother Wan is already soloing the Deadmines in Westfall!

What? The Deathcharger's Reins in Stratholme have a drop rate of only 0.0001%?

Sorry, your boy Wan got two in one run, disenchanted one, and rode the other!

First, Sanjidao camped low-level characters until they died. Now Langbo is known by ten thousand as the little prince of world PvP.

My guildmates are all a lot of fun.

Feng the hunter can cook, but always forgets to use Tranquilizing Shot. Ming the rogue can't play basketball, but is always pulling aggro. I'm Not Dilraba, the little priest who can't carry a tune, and my heals are so weak. I need to eat more papaya!

There's also this guy who claims to be a rich young master from the Wang family. He boasts every day about hanging out with internet celebrities, and wants me to go tonight, too... Should I go? Waiting online, urgent!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.