Great Tang: I'm a Bandit, and from the Start I Slap Li Shimin

Zhao Zifeng transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, awakened the "Most Badass Bandit Stronghold System," and became the boss of Woling Stronghold. One day, he robbed a merchant surnamed Li, slapped him twice right off the bat, and demanded a hundred thousand taels of silver for his release...

Years later, the Tang Dynasty was prosperous and peaceful. Li Shimin proudly declared, "In my life, I have averted disasters, eliminated calamities, and brought blessings to the people. I am an emperor for the ages!"

**Minister: "Your Majesty, you were once beaten up by bandits!"

Li Shimin: "Can we not bring that up?"

**Minister: "Your Majesty, your daughter ran off with a bandit. So did your niece, and your daughter-in-law..."

Li Shimin: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.