Demons Awaken: The Skeleton King from the Start

Beast Emperor: "Set an ambush for that Skeleton Emperor. Don't worry about those troops, they're useless. He's done for.

Then hit him with a beast tide and quietly rake in the profits. He's building up his forces? Don't worry, his numbers can't beat mine.

Another billion, and now it's two billion? This Skeleton Emperor is pretty damn impressive. If I add the beast tide to the human race, this battle will be a guaranteed win, but I don't want to.

Send in another 500 million demons. Idiot, just send out the ghost soldiers.

Send in one billion ghost soldiers to hold him off. Ghost Emperor, hurry up! Ghost Emperor! Can't you stop even one hundred million? Hurry up! Stop dragging your feet!

Send in another billion. No, wait, I should've sent in two billion.

Pour the Ghost Emperor a cup of tea. Here, a cup of cappuccino for you.

Pour the Ghost Emperor a cup of cappuccino! Now give us a show. Get him, get him. Beautiful!

You've got a billion skeletons left. You think you can beat me? You think you can beat me? If you can beat me, the Beast Emperor, with one billion today, then I'll... right here and now...

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