On the First Day of School, the School Couldn't Accommodate My Private Jet

Chatting with freshmen from a certain university in Shanghai**. Because he was dissatisfied with a group of classmates showing off their wealth in a low-level way. Lin Tian also joined the chat. Lin Tian: "Hello, classmates, I would like to ask, is our school big? Is the playground empty? My family lives far away, and I want to fly there on a private plane." Classmate A: "??" Classmate B: "Come here on a bull, I think you can do it well." Classmate C: "Brother! Don't take cephalosporins when drinking alcohol! You will die!" Lin Tian: "Huh? Are you questioning me?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.