Urban: I Show Off Every Time I Wake Up

From the start, he becomes a kung fu master who gets publicly exposed as a fraud and beaten to the ground!

"Sleep to Get Stronger System binding... Combat Skill Level 1... Level 2... Level 100!"

Lu Chen flips to his feet and says, "We agreed to stop when someone tapped out. You thought that meant stop when someone gets knocked down, huh? Take this! Eat my Counter-Flowing Move, and now my Five-Strike Whip..."

Reporter: "Everyone says you're the most versatile genius in history. What do you think?"

Lu Chen: "They're talking nonsense. I'm useless at everything, but I'm number one at sleeping! Anyway, I'm going to lie down for a bit!"

Underling: "My big brother wakes up and starts chopping people!"

The girls: "This guy is so annoying. The moment he wakes up, he starts showing off!"

Lu Chen: "Shut up! Are you going to let me sleep or not? I've got work tomorrow!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.