Urban: Please, Just Brag About Your Wealth to Me

It's the first day of school, and my classmates are already showing off their wealth! So annoying. I was planning to keep a low profile~

He activates a trillion-yuan Anti-Bragging Allowance, ready to punish all displays of wealth!

Rich kid A: Summer vacation was so boring. I spent the whole time playing golf in Europe and watching the Champions League live.

Su Xuan: Sounds dull. I just smoked Huazi on the International Space Station and had Cristiano Ronaldo kick a ball around with me.

Classmate B: I found a girlfriend who's the campus beauty of Tsinghua. She's so clingy I want to break up.

Su Xuan: Did I say anything when a Victoria's Secret Angel and a billionaire heiress chased after me?

Classmate C: You guys are so shallow. I bought an artifact over summer vacation and donated it to a museum.

Su Xuan: Impressive! I just bought a lithography machine and gave it to my country!

The classmates looked at one another in dismay. With Ye Xuan around, how are we supposed to show off anymore?

Su Xuan patted his newly acquired Pagani Zonda, smiling. "If you guys don't show off your wealth, how am I supposed to spend all this money?"

Show off your wealth, and you'll be punished every time! Activate a trillion-yuan Anti-Bragging Allowance.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.