Great Qin: By Imperial Decree, I Lead the Army to Conquer the World

Reborn in the Great Qin, he can communicate with his modern-day father through dreams and have him send supplies.

Protagonist: Dad, the soldiers don't have enough to eat. Send me a few sacks of hybrid rice.

His father: My good boy, I'll go buy some right away!

Protagonist: Dad, the First Emperor has a fever. Buy me a few boxes of fever medicine.

His father: That's my boy! I'll go buy some right away!

Protagonist: Dad, my army and I are lost in Europe. Hurry and send me a high-resolution world map.

His father: Don't be afraid, son. I'll go buy one right away!

Protagonist: Dad, I'm taking the army overseas to colonize the Americas. Can you find a way to get me a battleship? It's urgent. Waiting online!

His father: My dear boy, just wait while your dad sneaks into the United States to run for president. Once I win, I'll send you several carrier strike groups!

Protagonist: President of the United States? Dad, don't joke around...

His father: You're the one who started joking around with your old man!

Alternate history. Historical accuracy buffs, please go easy on me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.