Rural Livestream: Wooing a Village Beauty

"I heard showing off gets you struck by lightning."

"Then let the lightning strike me dead."

"You really love to show off and make a spectacle of yourself."

"Sigh... I want to keep a low profile too, but my abilities won't let me."

Chen Jiahao quietly picks up his phone and opens his livestream...

"Brother Jiahao, marry me! I don't need a bride price, and I'll even bring a hundred million as my dowry."

"I can do laundry, cook, and have babies. I'm an amazing swimmer and the perfect wife and mother. I'll marry no one but you, Brother Jiahao... I'll be waiting for you to come get me."

"Sweetheart, darling, I'm coming home with you right now. I want to have babies with you..."

Chen Jiahao can only sigh. "None of you have a chance. I love the most beautiful village flower in my village..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.