Urban: Is This the Best This Trash Author Can Do?

An Lan threw up!

Because he discovered that he was actually the protagonist of an urban novel, and had even run into a totally awful author!

An Lan's entire life was packed with all kinds of urban-novel tropes...

An ordinary nobody turns out to be the protagonist, while the heroine has huge... assets and no brains!

The protagonist is afraid to make money, lest his family accuse him of breaking the law!

His path to riches lies in gambling on jade, and every flight is bound to be hijacked!

Car salespeople look down on him, so he has to force a show of wealth so awkward it could kill!

What kind of godforsaken author is this, anyway?!

Since he ran into a totally awful author, all he can do is work hard himself!

Ten years later, An Lan defies fate and tramples the entire world beneath his feet, sneering:

"Awful author, that's all you've got?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.