Stop Messing Around, Chinese People Really Don't Know Kung Fu

别闹，华夏人真不会武功

by No Fish in the River (江上无鱼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 12k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Chen Fan transmigrates to a parallel world much like Earth, only to discover that everything has changed.

Wang ** of Jingcheng University breaks through to the third-rank Grandmaster realm with a single palm strike that splits a mountain, taking over the news trending charts!

Grandmaster Ma rings the bell to take his company public in the Star Nations alongside senior executives, then casually tears apart a Striker mech with his bare hands!

When foreign reporters interview the Taoist priests on Wudang Mountain, they insist everyone should believe in science, then turn around and fly away on their swords.

The world's media erupt: "And you still claim Chinese people can't do martial arts!"

Chen Fan: "Come on, Chinese people really can't do martial arts. I'd call this immortal arts!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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