Cut It Out! We Earthlings Can't Use Immortal Arts

Wu Yang transmigrates to a parallel world much like Earth, where the federated human race uses martial arts unearthed from ancient ruins to fight demons.

Martial Arts Daily.

"Deciphering of a new martial art begins. Nine Revolutions Arcane Art: 0.01% complete. The path to deciphering the ancient Huaxia civilization is long and arduous for the New Humans!"

"The deciphering of the ancient Huaxia civilization's supreme art, the Golden Bell Shield, has reached 50%!"

"The dean of the Martial Arts Academy has finally mastered the Iron Shirt and reached the seventh rank!"

"We must keep pushing forward and work twice as hard. Only then might we New Humans learn the arts of the immortals, live forever, and one day unleash a sword's icy light across three hundred million miles!"

Wu Yang stared blankly at the news report, the corner of his mouth twitching. What the heck was that about a sword's icy light spanning three hundred million miles?

Were the New Humans all a bunch of jokers now?

"Ah! Stop talking nonsense! We Huaxia people don't know immortal arts!"

Ding dong!

The Golden Bell Shield has reached perfection. Beginning deduction. Host has comprehended the Chaos Bell, which repels all evil!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.