At First, I Was Against the Bounce-Bounce Fruit

System, let me put it this way: you give me the Rumble-Rumble Fruit and the Bounce-Bounce Fruit, and even an idiot knows which one to pick, right? Just look at this Bounce-Bounce Fruit. I tell you, only a complete moron would choose it. I'm telling you, I'm taking the Rumble-Rumble Fruit. Not even Jesus can stop me.

Aokiji: What kind of Devil Fruit power do you have? Why can't I freeze you?

Blackbeard: What the hell? Why doesn't my Dark-Dark Fruit work on you? What kind of Devil Fruit power do you have?

Sengoku: Why is my shockwave attacking me?

Li Ye: "How many floors can one bag of rice carry? One bag of rice can carry two floors; one bag of rice is so tiring; one bag of rice is so tiring; there's mud in every hole; who gave you a bag of rice? Yo! Shinra Tensei!" Huh, I think I got the wrong scene.

A lighthearted comedy. Fair warning: the story mainly follows Luffy, with the protagonist showing off, so if that's not your thing, don't read it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.