Me: the Greatest Immortal Emperor

"I heard that the infuriating energy of the Eastern warriors is very beautiful, as well as the soul shadows of the northern spiritual masters. Oh, by the way, the mounts of the Western holy warriors are three feet tall and can go up to the sky and into the earth. I want it too." "You? Who do you think you are? You can have whatever you want?" "You can call me Mu Tian!" "Mutian? Are you Muguapi? No, no, are you Mutian?" "Heh, wait until I bite a melon rind and smash your skull in." "Wait, don't hit me, you can take whatever you like from me." "That's pretty much it. Let me keep the melon skin first. I want everything." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.