Journey to the West: I, Tang Sanzang, Want to Be a Man

Using Fahai’s secret identity, he kills a squad of reincarnators and gets wanted by the Reincarnation Space.

Using Jigong’s secret identity, he infiltrates a gathering place for reincarnators and cuts through a team of them.

He seizes magical powers and treasures from the Blood Buddha, a mighty figure from the Demon Realm, and gives the name of Tathagata Buddha as his authority.

He is seduced by four big shots, Guanyin, Manjushri, Samantabhadra, and Old Mother Lishan, who perform an erotic dance.

He faces off against Guanyin on the journey west to fetch the scriptures.

Wearing roller skates, he grinds his way along the journey west, refusing to go to Spirit Mountain until he reaches max level.

Tang Sanzang: "I refuse to believe they can still carry me up Spirit Mountain!"

Tathagata Buddha can no longer tolerate it: "Give him what he wants."

As Jin Chanzi, should he save himself or others?

Tang Sanzang: "Only children make choices. Adults, of course, take everything. Demons, mortals, ghosts, immortals, Buddhas, reincarnation, I... will... save... them all..."

Tathagata Buddha flies into a rage: "How can you possibly become a Buddha acting like this? I sentence you to a hundred lifetimes of reincarnation. No, a thousand. You will reincarnate for a thousand lifetimes, and then we’ll see if you’ve learned your lesson."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.