Urban: A Role Model for Our Generation, Starting with Me

Campus Belle: Xia Yang, what are you doing?

Xia Yang: Thinking about you.

Campus Belle: Pah! What a player!

Xia Yang: How does that make me a player?

Campus Belle: Because only players say things like that.

Xia Yang: Then ask me again.

Campus Belle: What are you doing?

Xia Yang: Digging up your family's ancestral graves.

Goddess of the Broadcasting Department: Hey, handsome, what's your Chinese zodiac sign?

Xia Yang: Dog. What about you?

Goddess of the Broadcasting Department: Pig!

Xia Yang: Then we're a perfect match, damn it. We're the kind of couple people say is worse than pigs and dogs.

Rich Beauty: Thanks for taking me home. As a reward, you can make one outrageous, unreasonable request~

Friend: Go for it! The more outrageous, the better!

Xia Yang: Then top up my account with ten yuan in game credits.

Friend: ???

But Xia Yang never expected that, even though he was this clueless around women, they still insisted on marrying him. That left him...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.