Metropolis: a Role Model for Our Generation, Starting from Me

School belle: Xia Yang, what are you doing? Xia Yang: Thinking of you. School belle: Bah! Scumbag! Xia Yang: Why are you a scumbag? School belle: Because anyone who says this is a scumbag. Xia Yang: Then ask again. School belle: What are you doing? Xia Yang: I'm digging your ancestral grave. … Broadcasting Goddess: Little brother, who are you? Xia Yang: I am a dog, what about you? Broadcasting Goddess: I am a Pig. Xia Yang: Well, we are a perfect match. Damn it, pigs and dogs are not as good as the two of us. … Bai Fumei: Thank you for sending me home, as a reward for making an excessive and unreasonable request~ Friend: Mention it! It's too much to ask for more points! Xia Yang: Then you can charge me ten yuan and deduct the coins. Friend:? ? ? However, what Xia Yang didn't expect was that even though he was such a straight man, they still had to marry him, which made him... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.