Divine Kid, Daddy: Immortals, Please Stop Asking to Be My Son

"Damn, even Granny Meng's soup is fake these days!"

A pair of twins stared at each other wide-eyed in the delivery room.

The older twin sucked on his pacifier with a tough-guy swagger and waved at Ye Xiu.

"Daddy, move back!"

Wham! A chubby-faced thug was kicked ten meters through the air by a cute baby in a diaper.

You dare try to steal my mommy from my daddy? I'll wake you up with a golden shower!

The older twin tugged down his diaper and fished around, leaving the man's pants soaked with a pungent smell.

Word on the street had it that the Ye family had twins who could kick their way through anything and outsmart every villain.

Bystander A: "You know those two kids from the Ye family? They cracked the biggest unsolved case in the Magic City."

Bystander B: "I heard they fought the best master in the Magic City and made him admit defeat, then get on his knees and call them Grandpa!"

Bystander C: "That's nothing. I heard those two can even fly. They must be some kind of immortals."

Ye Xiu was utterly won over by the two babies.

Great Immortal, please stop making me your son...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.