I, Tang Sanzang, Won't Go to Spirit Mountain Until I'm Max Level

He seizes the magical powers and treasures of Blood Buddha, a powerful figure in the Demon Realm, and gives the name of Buddha Tathagata in the Western Heaven.

He is seduced by four powerful figures, Guanyin, Manjushri, Samantabhadra, and the Old Mother of Mount Li, who perform an erotic dance for him.

On the journey west to fetch the scriptures, he squares off against Guanyin.

He skates along the road west on roller shoes, determined not to go to Spirit Mountain until he reaches the maximum level.

Tang Sanzang: "I refuse to believe they can carry me all the way to Spirit Mountain!"

Buddha Tathagata finally loses patience: "Give him what he wants."

As Jin Chanzi, will he save himself or save others?

Tang Sanzang: "Only children make choices. Adults want it all. Demons, mortals, ghosts, immortals, Buddhas, reincarnation... I'll save them all..."

Buddha Tathagata is enraged: "How can you become a Buddha like this? I'll punish you with a hundred lifetimes of reincarnation. No, a thousand! You'll reincarnate a thousand times, and then we'll see if you learn your lesson."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.