I, Tang Sanzang, Am Dissatisfied with Not Being Able to Reach Lingshan Mountain

Robbery the magic weapon of Blood Buddha, the boss of the demon world, and report the name of Tathagata Buddha to the West. He was seduced by the four bosses, Guanyin, Manjusri, Samantabhadra and Lishan Laomu, by performing erotic dances. Follow Guanyin on the way to the west to seek Buddhist scriptures. Wearing skateboard shoes and rubbing on the westbound road, I am determined not to go to Lingshan until I reach the full level. Tang Sanzang: "I don't believe they can carry me up to Lingshan Mountain?" Tathagata Buddha couldn't bear it anymore: "Satisfy him." As Jin Chanzi, should I save myself or others? Tang Sanzang: "Only children make choices. Of course, I want them all as adults. Demons, mortal ghosts, immortals and Buddhas reincarnate. I... Pass them all..." The Tathagata was furious: "How can you become a Buddha like this? I will punish you to be reincarnated for hundreds of lives, no, thousands of lives. I will make you reincarnate for thousands of lives to see if you are wrong." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.