Urban: I Am the Jade Emperor

Investiture of the Gods: You are the Jade Emperor.

Zhou Li: ???

Investiture of the Gods: This is the Star Lord of the Fire Virtue.

Zhou Li looked at Uncle Zhao, the neighborhood security guard, wearing a white tank top and a pair of flip-flops.

Looks like I need to be a little more realistic.

This piece of paper calling itself the Investiture of the Gods is pretty magical. It should sell for a lot, right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.