Snape: "Mr. Oldman, please explain to me why your cauldron smells like hot pot again?!"
Papitt: "Professor, please calm down. This is the craftsmanship you ordered from me last time. Please accept it."
"When did I order this thing? And screw you, it's a puppet!"
"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me if you want it or not!"
"... Bring it."
"... So arrogant."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.