On the Eve of the Start of School, I Live-Streamed Implanting a Chip into a Pig's Brain

Interviewed by a reporter from the Imperial City: "Lin Hao, as the first candidate in the country to get a perfect score in the college entrance examination, do you have anything to say to your high school students on the eve of the start of school?" Lin Hao: "Don't learn from me. If you ask me to do it all over again, I can't even learn from myself!" Imperial City reporter: "..." Lin Hao: "By the way, I probably won't sign up tomorrow!" The reporter from the Imperial City was confused: "Don't sign up? Do you mean you rejected the number one university in the country? Can you tell me why?" Lin Hao: "I'm busy implanting chips into pig brains, so I don't have time!" That night, Lin Hao broadcast live and successfully implanted a chip into a pig's brain! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.