Landlord: None of My Tenants Are Human

Chang'e: This brand of moisturizer is pretty good. I'll buy it.

Little Meng Po: Grilled skewers, crayfish, Haidilao!

Seventh Fairy Tian Yu: That rascal Dong Yong went bar-hopping again without inviting me.

Queen Mother: First, I'll get a driver's license. I'm not going to be a menace on the road.

Xiao Qing: There are so many celebrity fans now. At least everyone's attention isn't all focused on my sister anymore.

Qin He: Ladies, rent's due

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.