Urban: My Guardian God Is a Creature from Urban Legends

"System, couldn't you give me a modern-city setup with rewards like cash, abilities, and pretty girls? That'd be so much better..." A certain man was having a breakdown...

After encountering this System, a certain man didn't reach the pinnacle of life. He reached the ceiling of life...

Scene One: The kitchen knife broke, so his girlfriend personally brought him a new set of knives. A certain creature leapt out...

"Hey, hey, Skinny Uncle, that's my girlfriend! Go easy, don't strangle her! Uh, actually, you'd better put her down..."

Scene Two: While they were sleeping, his girlfriend accidentally nudged him, and a certain creature leapt out...

"Jeff, don't, don't make her 'go to sleep'! It's fine... Put the knife down!!!" His girlfriend was scared unconscious.

Scene Three: While talking with his girlfriend about other couples, a certain creature leapt out...

"Jack, how many times have I told you not to bring other people's girlfriends home? Now people come to our house every day to pick up their girlfriends..."

"System, let's make this something shallow..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.