I, the Tang Dynasty's Sliding Tackle King

Li Shimin: That gorgeous slide, as swift as lightning and as breezy as the wind, had us completely captivated. Then came the contact between our heads and the ground, accompanied by a ringing in our ears. I think there's nothing in this world that can withstand Zhao Quanyou's slide. If there is, it must be an immortal!

Cheng Yaojin: Seconded.

Qin Qiong: Seconded.

Yuchi Gong: Seconded.

Changsun Wuji: Seconded.

Zhao Quanyou: I think I've slide-tackled all the fierce warriors in the Tang Dynasty. What should I do next? Maybe I should go slide-tackle the Turks?

Much later, the Turkic Khagan Jieli came to pay his respects with lavish gifts: If the Tang Dynasty promises not to use Zhao Quanyou first, we'll cede Mount Helan and other lands, and never invade again.

Much later still, Li Shimin found Zhao Quanyou and asked: How about going on a business trip on the government's dime, to Goguryeo?

Goguryeo: Don't come near us! Help!

P.S. This is the story of a man who gets a 100% success-rate slide-tackle System!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.