Everything You Could Want

Gou Tian graduated with a degree in architecture from Donglin University, a top-tier university, and got a job at Zhongtian Architecture, a leading company.

His girlfriend of five years, whom he had treated with sincere devotion, suddenly left him. Such is the coldness of human nature.

Justice comes from above: the Heaven* System arrives.

“I, Gou Tian, swear I’ll never be a simp!”

“Miss, I’ll pay for the abortion.”

Congratulations, Host! You’ve embarked on the path of simping. Reward: the ability to design buildings as a master architect!

“Miss, I’ll take care of the house.”

Congratulations, Host! You’ve made your first foray into the art of simping. Reward: one SSS-rank portable computer with artificial intelligence!

Congratulations, Host! You’ve reached the pinnacle of the art of licking boots. From now on, please keep your distance from the opposite sex, lest you end up licking them all the way to the ends of the earth.

Gou Tian went farther and farther down the path of simping. Only in the end did he understand its ultimate meaning: when you’ve licked long enough, someone will lick you back, and chase after you to do it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.