Demons Return: Invincible by Day, Night Watchman by Night

A cigarette between my teeth, a stick in my hand, Anta sneakers on my feet, and a soul beneath them.

By day, nothing can touch me. By night, I show no mercy to a thousand ghosts.

Others catch ghosts. I scam them, and they still have to sign in before coming through the door.

Sadako, Keiko, Kayako: immortal artifacts, magical artifacts, and remote controls.

Readers, authors, and freeloaders: I'm done for, you're done for, we're all done for.

Why is this blurb so outrageous? Because the Feilu author is acting up.

Don't skimp on the flowers and follows. Subscriptions and tips are even better.

Dear readers, come take a look. This novel is pretty damn good.

I'm aiming for ten thousand words a day, so please show your support. Anyone who stops updating can go cut it off.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.