Livestream: What the Heck! Host, Please Respect This Desert Island

Welcome to "Survival in the Wilderness"

While everyone else gnaws on tree bark and eats *roots, Su Ze is feasting on bear paws and lobster.

While everyone else is exposed to the wind and rain, Su Ze is lounging in a little bamboo hut with his legs crossed.

While everyone else is figuring out how to survive, Su Ze has already started building a home.

In the show's livestream chat:

De Ye: "This is survival on a deserted island? I've never seen anything like it!"

Uncle Long: "Young people sure know how to have fun!"

A Little Shorty: "God Su, I want to survive with you too!"

Livestream comments:

"Streamer, please, try acting like a normal person!"

"Good grief, even a five-star chef can't cook like you."

"This is so immersive, I've already started burping."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.