Transmigration: I Became a Dog from the Start

Lu Dongbin was traveling through the mortal world when he brought some dog meat to Heaven. Of all the things he could have done, he shouldn't have eaten dog meat in front of Xiaotian Dog. And now look at him: Xiaotian Dog bit him all over, and there are no rabies vaccines in Heaven. He became the first immortal to die of rabies...

"What the heck?!" Lu Dongbin looked at himself. Other people might transmigrate as good-for-nothings, but he was actually a *!

"What's that smell? It smells delicious..." Lu Dongbin followed the scent and found a pile of poop!

"Ding! System notification: You're going to be a *, a * who guards the house!"

"Get lost! What kind of moronic System is this? I want to be human!"

"System bug, system bug. Danger, danger!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.