Journey to the West: I, Tang Sanzang, Begin My Pilgrimage by Procrastinating

Chen Xuan transmigrates into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang and gains the Pilgrimage Procrastination System. The more he procrastinates, the stronger he gets.

Procrastinate for one day and receive the Pure Heart Mantra.

Procrastinate for three days and receive the Shrinking Earth Technique.

Procrastinate for seven days and receive the Law of Heaven and Earth.

Lingxiao Palace.

“Your Majesty, please spare us! That monk refuses to travel on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and won't move on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Saturdays. On Sundays, he has to catch up on his beauty sleep. At this rate, who knows when he'll ever reach the Western Heaven?”

The Four Duty Merit Officials knelt before the Jade Emperor, already weeping their eyes out.

The Western Heaven.

The Buddha asked, “Venerable Guanyin, the Pilgrim set out eighteen years ago. Where has he reached by now?”

The Bodhisattva formed a hand seal with her thumb, but her expression grew ever more grim. “Reporting to the World-Honored One, he only left Wuzhuang Temple yesterday.”

“What?” The Buddha's body shook, and he nearly fell off his lotus throne.

A demon's lair.

“Holy Monk, please hurry up and continue west! Everything in the lair that's even remotely related to poultry has already been...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.