Urban: I Am the Spokesperson for a Divine Corporation

"What? You're Lord Laozi?"

"What? Lord Laozi founded the Laozi Group?"

"What? You want to appoint me as the Earth spokesperson for the Immortal Group?" And so Jiang Xiaobai, completely dumbfounded, became the spokesperson for the Immortal Earth Tour, a new project launched by the Laozi Group founded by Lord Laozi.

Jade Rabbit: "Brother Xiaobai, I want to buy some clothes. Pretty please?"

Chang'e: "Xiaobai, I want ice cream!"

Sun Wukong: "Brother Xiaobai, buy me a couple of cigarettes, quick. Your big brother Monkey will teach you the Fiery Golden Eyes."

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Xiaobai, how about taking your big brother Tianpeng to that, uh, nightclub again?"

Faced with requests from countless immortals, Jiang Xiaobai gazed helplessly at the sky, feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.