I Can Negotiate with Everything

Travel to a parallel world and become a top negotiator. Jiang Lin found that he was not familiar with the negotiation process and was about to negotiate with the kidnappers. Fortunately, I awakened the god-level negotiation system and gained the ability to negotiate with all existences. Guns: Woohoo! Someone can actually talk to a gun! Knife: Woohoo! I'm bent! Cerebral Congestion: It feels weird to communicate with humans! Hair: "Come on, I'd rather break it than bend it, haha... Ah, help!" Cannonball: If Jiang Lin doesn't speak, I won't explode! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.