Datang: Starting from Cultivating the Empress

In the year of Zhenguan, a certain Chang'an Street. A handsome young man was holding something in his hand, and he was verbally bewitching a little lolita who looked to be only seven or eight years old: "Little sister, would you like to be my child bride? If you agree, then I will give you the lollipop in my hand." The little loli asked, "Brother, what is a lollipop?" The handsome young man replied: "This lollipop is also called Papa Candy. It is chewy and sweet. It can be eaten by biting, licking, sitting, or standing... There are 18 kinds of flavors, and it is so refreshing that it penetrates the heart and lungs." He asked, "Wow! That's amazing! Big brother, I am willing to be your child bride... But what does a child bride do?" He replied: "A child bride is... From now on, you can only love me. You must pamper me and not lie to me. You must do everything you promise me; you must be sincere in every word you say to me. You must not bully me or scold me. I believe in me;... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.