The Greatest Roaster of All Time

Also known as: **, You Can't Win an Argument Against Me

Lu An was an excellent university student in the 21st century, spending his days diligently asking, "Which classroom?" and "What time's class?"

Then, when he was invited to take part in a debate, his losing opponent picked up a chair and threw it at him.

After dying, he was bound to the "Fast-Talking System" and forced to transmigrate to the side of historical figures, helping them argue against everyone and everything and complete missions in exchange for a chance to come back to life.

System: "Ding! Help Qin Shi Huang unify the Six Kingdoms without losing a single soldier, and receive the Epang Palace as a reward!"

Lu An: "Everyone..."

The rulers of the Six Kingdoms, tearfully offering up a map: "Stop talking! We'll surrender, all right?"

System: "Ding! Help Liu Bei establish Shu Han within two years, and receive 100,000 Tiger and Leopard Cavalry as a reward!"

Zhuge Liang: "Tomorrow, I shall debate the heroes with my tongue..."

Liu Bei: "Military Advisor, last time you couldn't even win an argument against Lu An!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.