I Sold Pain a Bag of Rice During His Invasion

I, Chen Feng, transmigrated to the world of Naruto and ended up with a Gold Cloth!

Being invincible made me lonely, and took away so much of the fun.

That is, until Pain invaded Konoha. I forcefully sold him a bag of rice and took Konan away.

Watching the Konoha ninja stubbornly hold off Pain even though they couldn't win gave my otherwise dull life a little excitement.

From then on, I fell in love with watching the show. Wherever there is a war, there I will be!

I don't take part in wars. I'm just a spectator and a fixer of wars!

From telling Pain to use Super Shinra Tensei to destroy Konoha, to advising Danzo to stab Susanoo with a kunai and seal half the bridge... Whenever there's a war, I'll be there to watch and point out their mistakes!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.