Urban: I'm the Crooked-Mouthed God of War

After obtaining the War God System, you can grow stronger by accumulating experience.

Being wronged and insulted: +100 EXP

Getting slapped: +200 EXP

Slapping back: +500 EXP

A crooked grin: +1,000 EXP

Obtained Skill Card: Taiyi Divine Needles

Obtained Talent Card: Indian Divine Milk

Obtained Identity Card: Son-in-Law, King of Soldiers...

Thirty years ago, Shura returned to Earth, concealed his identity, and married into the Lin family, becoming their live-in son-in-law. Later, the Divine Tomb reappeared, pulled by nine dragons. Shura followed the coffin into the tomb and saw an inscription on a gravestone: "Guard my tomb for five years. After five years, open my coffin." But when he did, he found the War God System. Once he opened it, he discovered that the old man had been training a level 9,999 Qi Refining alt: the Primordial True Dragon, Xuanyuan Dragon King. Shura, meanwhile, was the next supreme ruler of the Dragon King Hall...

When the War God returned home and saw his seven-year-old daughter living in a doghouse, he summoned a hundred thousand soldiers in a fit of rage, crushing the Heavenly Dao in battle and shattering the primordial world.

Think this is a parody? No! This is the Renaissance.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.