Three Kingdoms: I, Lu Bu, Was Hit with a Beauty Trap from the Start

Overnight, Lu Bu transmigrates to the late Eastern Han dynasty and becomes the greatest warrior of the age!

And his very first encounter is a beauty trap!

He even triggers a System choice!

Choice One: Find a way to snatch Diao Chan and foil Wang Yun's scheme.

Choice Two: Expose Wang Yun's plot to his face with cutting words, forcing him to ** this plan.

Choice Three: Leave history unchanged and watch as Diao Chan falls into Dong Zhuo's clutches.

Lu Bu decisively chooses to steal Diao Chan away and sabotage Wang Yun's plot!

Then Lu Bu awakens the "Meme-Making" System!

As long as he invents an allusion or meme that doesn't exist in this era, he can earn generous rewards!

Ding! You drink wine with Cao Cao and discuss heroes, earning the "Mandate of Heaven Aura."

Ding! You shoot a halberd at the camp gate, earning a hidden-weapon gift pack.

Ding! You visit Zhuge Liang three times, earning the skill "Treating the Worthy with Respect."

Ding! You build a Bronze Sparrow Terrace for the Two Qiaos, earning...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.