Summoning from the Classic of Mountains and Seas

After a long struggle between the Fire Lion and Taotie, the Fire Lion finally followed Wutian's instructions and unleashed its signature move: Mount Tai Meteor Butt! It sat on Taotie and flattened it. Look, it even threw up the spirit beast food it ate this morning!

.

In the blink of an eye, Chaos narrowly gained the upper hand and used a crucial skill: Chaos's Fart! The attack blasted the electric mouse, right in front of its butt, far away, slamming it into the energy barrier and knocking it unconscious. Judging by its twitching, did Chaos deliberately eat something poisonous before the match? Those of us watching from outside are feeling a little... ugh... I want to report this! The energy barrier is leaking gas, damn it!

.

Everyone watched nervously as Feiyi faced off against the Thunder Leopard. Suddenly, a cluster of nine heads on its belly coughed, and nine globs of intensely poisonous phlegm flew straight at the Thunder Leopard. The Thunder Leopard looked utterly wronged! It was as if it were saying, "You don't do a single thing that has anything to do with beasts!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.