I Canceled Foreign Language Classes in My Opening Speech

He was the first to discover the pattern behind Mersenne primes.

He was the foremost expert in graphene research.

He was also a brilliant and dangerously gifted creator of physics-themed pickup lines.

He was talkative and a teacher, yet the dream man in countless beautiful women's fantasies.

He was the hidden master sweeping the floors at a certain prestigious university, but many people treated his lectures like comedy routines.

He was a top student and a womanizer, but no one ever doubted his academic credentials.

The story begins with him giving a livestreamed speech advocating the abolition of foreign language studies.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.